Rich Guys Club

Sarah Killen isn’t the only person able to say Conan O’Brien made her day.

All of Team CoCo is rejoicing, as the former Tonight Show host just confirmed his much buzzed-about tour!

Despite all the inevitable hype about such an outing, Conan’s hoping to keep expectations low for the Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour.

“Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour,” the funnyman tweeted. “Go to http://www.teamcoco.com/ for tix. I repeat: It’s half-assed.”

Read More: – By Breanne L. Heldman, E!Online

“People of Earth,” Conan O’Brien might begin his next press release. “NBC is going to cut me a check worth more – much more – than you will make in your lifetime.”

His reported $40 million settlement in severance pay does represent an unearthly sum. It’s worth:

•About $8 million more than what the United Kingdom, the second-largest state donor, has given to Haitian relief efforts so far;

•Nearly 15 times what the average American college grad can expect to make over 40 years of full-time employment.

Read More: – By David Grant, the Christian Science Monitor